I was at a baby shower last weekend, and the host tasked us to draw something cute on a onesie for the mom-to-be. I drew a big squishy turd. It was totally cute. Latecomers to the party who saw the onesie drying in the corner automatically knew I was the artist. It was a proud moment.
![Similar to this, but minus the dog (and the turd was way bigger).](http://www.pootsandtoots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/40298870v0_350x350_Front_Color-White.jpg)