i just got back from a short vacation (no farting offenders on the plane this time!! phew!!). usually the night i get back or the day after i return from vacation, my bunghole opens and massive amounts of liquidy squishy mushy poo exit into the toilet bowl. it’s really strange because it doesn’t smell like poo. i dont know how to describe the scent. it’s like.. stale beef mixed with light curry and celery (no, i haven’t eaten any curry dishes lately). usually you’d think diarrhea would smell rancid and something like fresh baby excrement, but not my post-travel diarrhea. it is something special, i guess.