with great amounts of consumed peanut butter come great amounts of gas.

i have been farting non-stop since my run this early evening, and the smell is getting worse by each toot. have you ever smelled roadkill on a hot summer day? now imagine that roadkill was a skunk. now imagine that skunk has been stuck to the pavement for 5 days, baking under hot humid sun. yep, that’s what eating large amounts of peanut butter does to your digestive system. my farts could attract flies!