i used the bathroom at work today. i wiped the pee off the toilet seat (from the previous user). i put a seat protector on the toilet. i sat. i shat. i wiped. i flushed.

my coworker came in after me to use the same stall. she immediately flushed the toilet. weird.. why would she flush it before using it? then.. uh oh! did not all of it flush? all of a sudden i distinctly remember the swoosh of my flush not sounding as strong as it usually sounds. crap. it probably didn’t flush all of my waste down the drain. how embarrassing. i left the bathroom very quickly. sorry, coworker!! 🙁