| Type: | Explosive diarrhea |
| Smell: | Surprisingly mild |
| Where: | Round 1: Milk Tea cafe public bathroom Round 2: Home bathroom |
| Time: | Round 1: 10:20 PM about 20 minutes after my first sip of milk tea at the cafe Round 2: 11:30 PM immediately after getting home |
| Duration: | Round 1: 6 – 7 minutes bathroom time. Went in to pee, sat on toilet for a few minutes while agonizing over shooting abdominal pains, poo finally torpedoed out of butthole. Hit toilet water hard; dirty backsplash on butt cheeks; cringing with disgust. Round 2: 15 minutes. Poo only lasted a couple minutes. Remaining time: On my iPhone (that’s how you get hemorrhoids). |
| What I ate: | Breakfast: Glass of Kefir and water. Lunch: Turkey croissant sandwich and fries; Gelato. Dinner: Chinese food. After dinner snack: Milk tea with pudding and tapioca balls. It was the milk (lactose intolerant). |
| Poo Satisfaction: | 6 out of 10. Unsatisfying, dirty dump. Still cringing from public bathroom water + my diarrhea water backsplash. Stomach still hurts. |
