I like to take really hot showers, especially when it’s freezing outside. I usually let the water run for a while until it’s nice ‘n steamy, then I get in and test the water condition over my legs first before exposing my torso to it. I did this the other day and the water was a nice temperature, so I went all in. Suddenly the water was burning my legs, so I turned up the cold knob. My upper body felt fine, but my legs were still on fire. I turned the knob a little more to cool off, but my legs were still boiling. Then I realized it wasn’t the hot water coming out of the shower head that was giving my thighs third-degree burns, it was my pee. I was peeing in the shower, and it was scolding my legs. Yes, I pee in the shower. Yes, I know this is disgusting. I guess I should squat next time while showering so it doesn’t splash my legs. Or I guess I should just not pee in the shower, but come on it saves a lot of toilet-flushing water, amiright?