It’s July, and my digestive system is back on track. After the unclogging of my bunghole on June 30, I’ve been pooping regularly the last two days. However, this morning’s dump was a doozie. It was so big that one end of it was in the toilet drain, and the other end was peeking above the water level. It made me smile, until I wiped. That’s when I realized my turd had molested my butthole. There was a little bit of blood on the toilet paper. TMI? Sorry. My butthole’s gonna be itchy for the rest of the day now. I’m going to be squirming in my seat.