My office cube mate is not here today, so I took the opportunity to fart without fear. I am in a corner, so the smell is contained in my area as long as nobody visits my cube. However, I got a little too confident while I was relaxing my bunghole and a really loud one escaped. I tried to be cool and play it off as my shoes squeaking. But when did a fart ever sound like shoes squeaking? That never fools anyone.