I bought a big bag of ranch Corn Nuts and started eating them at my desk. I didn’t want to get ranch flavoring on my fingers, so I used a spoon. Bad idea. Each spoonful contained about six pieces of Corn Nuts. Before I knew it, I was scooping the last few bits out of the bag. I guess it’s really not that much considering the bag is only 4oz, but that equals 1 1/3 cups of Corn Nuts. That’s a lot of Corn Nuts to consume in 15 minutes. I have gas now as a result of it. Bad gas. Alien baby trying to rip my stomach open from the inside out kind of gas. I feel sick.