| Type: | Round 1: Smooth ‘n skinny log. Maybe 8 inches; slid right into toilet hole so only partially visible Round 2: Tapered, pointy, flaky diarrhea poo shards |
| Smell: | None |
| Where: | Bedroom bathroom |
| Time: | 4 PM & 5:30 PM |
| Duration: | Round 1: Poo glided out of butt within seconds of sitting down and propping feet on Squatty Potty. Stayed on toilet an extra few minutes (iPhone) until thighs started tingling. Round 2: Poo squeezed out of butthole like toothpaste out of a tube. 2 minutes. Extra time to wipe messy poo butt. |
| What I ate: | Breakfast: nothing. Lunch: Dim Sum. |
| Poo Satisfaction: | Round 1: 6 out of 10. Didn’t poo yesterday so extra point for getting something out today. Poo not girthy or meaty enough for smiley face satisfaction. Round 2: 10 out of 10. Mushy mess = lots of leftover toilet streaks surprise for husband. Much smiles. |
