My stomach started to make the diarrhea gurglings while I was at work. I swiftly left my desk and made it to the toilet seconds before my ass erupted with what felt like thousands of poo shrapnel shooting into the bowl. My butt let out a few bubbly, wet farts as it unloaded a massive amount of hot sludge. I looked into the toilet expecting a muddy mess, but instead I saw a neatly made soft serve swirled poop sitting at shore of the clear toilet water. It was kind of pretty. I gave myself a Nice work! nod, wiped, and carefully disposed of the toilet paper around the poo to avoid disturbance of my masterpiece. I was sad when I flushed.