I’m at the office and I gotta poop real badly, but I’m holding it in as long as I can so that when I get to the toilet the poop will just slide out. Unfortunately, something in my office is giving me allergies, and I just sneezed five times in a row. Sneezing and holding in a turtle head are not the best combination. I’m a little afraid to look at my underwear now.

This made me lol