I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice girlfriend and a refined lady). So I kept my butthole pinched and my buttcheeks held tightly together for the duration of the show we were watching. When it was over, I excused myself to the bathroom. The gas had built up so much that as soon as I sat down on the toilet, I no longer had control of my butt or the ability to keep my sphincter shut. The gas blasted out of my ass like an exploding muffler. Refined lady attempt fail.
Holding it in is not healthy and painfully, you shouldn’t be ashamed in front of your BF. He farts too… Everybody does it… I wouldn’t mind it if a girl farted in front of me 😉
Yes I agree, I was just trying to be nice 🙂 No more of that nonsense though. Now when I have to fart, I sit very close to him 😀
Right decision! 🙂
He’s your boyfriend, so he should accept everything and love every part of you, including farts 😛 right?