When you gotta go, you gotta go. This happened to me today when I walked into the ladies room to take a dump. There were two females gossiping about something juicy. I had no time to reroute myself to the other possible empty bathroom, so I bee-lined it to the stall behind them, dropped my pants, and torpedoed out something juicy from my butt. That immediately shut them up, and they bee-lined it to the bathroom exit. I just wish I could have seen the look of horror on their faces when I punished the toilet.