I am having some major farty-noisy internal gas gurgles right now, and all I can think about is pooping. But I have a deadline I have to make, so no going to the potty just yet. I was writing the description of my project for my client, and instead of writing the word “opportunity,” I subconsciously wrote “pooportunity” and sent it. Oops. I hope I still have a job after today.