I went to the doctor today for my annual check up. I have been going to the same doctor for the last seven years, so she knows me pretty well. She knows that I get constipated a lot. I didn’t get a chance to tell her I couldn’t poop this morning, but as she was feeling around my abdominal area, she said “Oh, are you constipated? I can feel a log squishing around in your intestines.”
Haha. Barf.
You stole this picture from Dreamstime?
Are not you ashamed?
No, not really. If you click on the image it takes you to their website. If this image upsets you, I will take it down.