Dammit. I had to pee, so I hovered over the toilet. However, the super cute outfit I was wearing restricted me from bending my legs at the knee to their appropriate angle. As a result, pee trickled down my thigh, calf and into my shoe, and I couldn’t do a damn thing about it– it’s really hard to stop peeing midstream, ya know? I tried to shift my balance, but that only made the pee splash in more places. My poor, soggy shoe. Happy Friday.
