Awkward moment of the day: I walked into the bathroom to change into my running clothes and my coworker was dropping a mad stinky deuce. The smell was horrendous. I tried to change as fast as I could and make as much noise as possible so there wasn’t an uncomfortable silence between the logs splashing in the toilet, but it was still major awkwardness. We both knew who each other was in there. I could see her feet, and she knew my running schedule. I hauled ass out of there, but I wasn’t fast enough. She came back into the office in time to pass me as I was leaving, and we left each other with an awkward smile.