I was at the doctor’s office yesterday for an annual check up. While I was in the waiting room, I suddenly had the urge to diarrhea. It came fast and it came hard. My stomach was turning in painful knots and my butthole was weakening as the sludgy poo was trying to escape. The waiting room was full of patients, and the receptionist was going to call my name any second now to sign me in. I sat for another two minutes, but I couldn’t wait any longer so I busted out of there and made a beeline to the bathroom. I guess I made it pretty obvious that I had to drop an emergency deuce because when I returned, the receptionist called my name with a chuckle and a snort. So unprofessional … ;-P