It’s Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Good thing about it being Friday? Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend! Bad thing about it being Friday? I haven’t pooped since Sunday! You know, the day that comes after Saturday. So no partying, partying (yeah) or fun, fun, fun, fun for me this Memorial Day weekend. I will be concentrating on mud pies and Lincoln logs while sitting on the toilet. We so not excited.

Sorry if I ruined your Friday with this video.