I accomplished many things this morning and through the afternoon. I had meetings with clients, I chatted with coworkers around the office water cooler, I met with my boss to go over paperwork, and I walked to and from the deli to get lunch. Overall, a lot of friendly, positive people interaction. Feeling good, I went to the restroom to poop and realized my fly was down the entire time. Nice. No wonder everyone was smiling at me. At least my dump was a good one. TGIF…