My coworker who makes the ginourmous farts and poops and other bodily noises has retired today. This makes me very sad. My trips to the bathroom will no longer be fun and adventurous and full of surprises. I will miss her butt horn and those melodious tunes she whistles from her tooter (as well as the tunes from her other “tooter”).

Here’s to you, my poopy friend, the last Poots and Toots entry dedicated to you. You (and your colon) will be missed!