Oh, happy day. I pooped! And yes, it was triple times the mega-poop I usually poop. But no clogged toilets thanks to industrial strength flushes here at the office. The poop came out just as I imagined, fast and with a purpose. It wanted to get the hell out of my colon after spending 3+ days in there. I sat, I shat, I wiped.. all within 45 seconds. You could say my butt performed an exorcism.