I wore a cute romper to work today. Unfortunately, the office decided to all go to lunch together, which was fine until I had to use the bathroom at the end of lunch. And since I was wearing a romper (a onesie without the butt break-away), I had to disrobe completely in order to take a leak. I was in there for a while.. unclothing and re-clothing, and by the time I reemerged from the bathroom, the entire table was standing and waiting for me, ready to leave. They didn’t say anything, but I’m sure they all thought I was taking a crap. Dammit.